Goddamn I'm awesome
Just sayin, the women of Athens are missing out on a fair amount of talent and enthusiasm.
(via ownmyshadow)
Who needs a relationship when there’s youtube videos of singing dogs?
Sometimes I need Gina Carano to express how I feel.
Anonymous asked: Are you more egotistical, or more paranoid?
That’s a tough one—gotta go with egotistical.
If you’re having Nice Guy problems I feel bad for you, son.
I’ve got 99 problems but a misogynistic sense of entitlement ain’t one.
(via feminaamphibios)
2. Loving you was like going to war; I never came back the same.
3. You hate women, just like your father and his father, so it runs in your blood.
4. I was wandering the derelict car park of your heart looking for a ride home.
5. You’re a ghost town I’m too patriotic to leave.
6. I stay because you’re the beginning of the dream I want to remember.
7. I didn’t call him back because he likes his girls voiceless.
8. It’s not that he wants to be a liar; it’s just that he doesn’t know the truth.
9. I couldn’t love you, you were a small war.
10. We covered the smell of loss with jokes.
11. I didn’t want to fail at love like our parents.
12. You made the nomad in me build a house and stay.
13. I’m not a dog.
14. We were trying to prove our blood wrong.
15. I was still lonely so I did even lonelier things.
16. Yes, I’m insecure, but so was my mother and her mother.
17. No, he loves me he just makes me cry a lot.
18. He knows all of my secrets and still wants to kiss me.
19. You were too cruel to love for a long time.
20. It just didn’t work out.
21. My dad walked out one afternoon and never came back.
22. I can’t sleep because I can still taste him in my mouth.
23. I cut him out at the root, he was my favorite tree, rotting, threatening the foundations of my home.
24. The women in my family die waiting.
25. Because I didn’t want to die waiting for you.
26. I had to leave, I felt lonely when he held me.
27. You’re the song I rewind until I know all the words and I feel sick.
28. He sent me a text that said “I love you so bad.”
29. His heart wasn’t as beautiful as his smile.
30. We emotionally manipulated one another until we thought it was love.
31. Forgive me, I was lonely so I chose you.
32. I’m a lover without a lover.
33. I’m lovely and lonely.
34. I belong deeply to myself. — Warsan Shire, “34 Excuses For Why We Failed At Love” (via messrenjolras)
(via raybancharles)
Jacket: Southwick for The Andover Shop, thrifted $17
Shirt: BB Slim Fit, thrifted $7
Tie: English Silk Repp from Cable Car Clothiers, thrifted $2
Pocket Square: Solosso, courtesy of Solosso
We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.
(via alittlestendhalsyndrome)
