July272014

Good news: back to 35 hours next week

Bad news: getting off at 8 pm and clocking in at 6 am 3 times this week

7AM

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

(via sallybethdraperss)

7AM

thethiefandtheangel:

You may wonder: who is the biggest nerd in The Dresden Files?

Is it our titular hero, Harry? Is it that loveable geek, Butters? Is it maybe even that spirit who lives in a skull, Bob?

No, the answer is simple. It’s Malcolm, the single-father magician, who upon having a child apparently thought something along the lines of,

"I have a son.

I could name him after a magician.

I could name him after three magicians.”

(via ask-harry-dresden)

July262014
vegan-yums:

Sesame Ramen with Roasted Tempeh and Seaweed / Recipe

vegan-yums:

Sesame Ramen with Roasted Tempeh and Seaweed / Recipe

(via amayadoli)

9PM
A visual representation of Johnson v Nogueira

A visual representation of Johnson v Nogueira

7PM

ohjeaux:

If you can’t handle me at my Andy Dwyer then you don’t deserve me at my Peter Quill.

7PM
marc-bymarctavas:

i meeeaan if andy from parks & rec can do it, i can 2 rite?

marc-bymarctavas:

i meeeaan if andy from parks & rec can do it, i can 2 rite?

6PM

michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

(Source: owenhartofficial, via lacigreen)

2PM
fightersblog:

UFC on FOX 12: Robbie Lawler vs. Matt Brown - Battle for no.1 Contender
(poster via: Zuffa, LLC)

fightersblog:

UFC on FOX 12: Robbie Lawler vs. Matt Brown - Battle for no.1 Contender

(poster via: Zuffa, LLC)

1PM

horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
1PM

thehillsarenothere:

okay u can make fun of Shrek all you want but if u don’t think they were the most beautiful fucking movies ever then ur wrong

(via pithyholdencaulfield)

July252014
July242014

My only goal in life is to live in an off the grid tiny house I made myself and practice fighting everyday. 

12AM

I never bothered to give you my new phone number and it’s been months and months, so why do I still think about you?

July232014
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